Category: Dr. Freckles

“You see a problem, I see a plenitude of personal failures.” – Dr. Freckles

“People: they look so cute, when they’re not trying to kill you.” – Dr. Freckles

“We need not fear the unknown, we are already in its jaws.” – Dr. Freckles

“Your bowl will get smaller, but the lies will get bigger.” – Dr. Freckles

“VELVEETA necessarily leads to BOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles

“It’s all trash now: the Toyota Method isn’t even followed by Toyota any longer, not really.” – Dr. Freckles

“Water, air, clay, sawdust: the four horseman of food debasement.” – Dr. Freckles

“Everyone is getting probed.” – Dr. Freckles