“Women always want to have sex with some other guy: probably your dad … or your moms.” – Dr. Freckles
Asimov’s 3 Laws …
“I have a rocket launcher buried in a locker some place, written on the rocket: Asimov’s 3 Laws of Robotics.” – Dr. Freckles
The Lambada …
“Remember when they said the lambada would cure AIDs … I do.” – Dr. Freckles
The Irish …
“Never, ever, piss off the Irish.” – Dr. Freckles
“Leave the Irish alone, unless you want a hangover.” – Dr. Freckles
The Irish are known for driving snakes away …
(just saying)
Fruit salad …
“Fruit salad is the fruit cake of top ramen.” – Dr. Freckles
… always been someplace.
“My life: I’ve always been someplace.” – Dr. Freckles
Cheeto-Sexual
“Cheeto-Sexual is probably a thing, and if it isn’t? – it will be in five minutes.” – Dr. Freckles
VAGINA
“If you accidentally eat semen out of your woman’s vagina that was placed there by another man? – your relationship has problems.” – Dr. Freckles
Definition – “SKANK”: any woman that would let you eat another man’s semen out of her vagina without you knowing it
Worst Yoda ever …
“Can you imagine a 1,000 year old frenchie? – worst Yoda ever.” – Dr. Freckles
Peloton Marketing
“Is Peloton shaming women, fat people or the poors this year?” – Dr. Freckles