“Just about every alien abduction story sounds like a rape report.” – Dr. Freckles
Alien rapists …
Mr. Freckles?!?
“I didn’t spend 30 years at clown college to be called Mr. Freckles.” – Dr. Freckles
Dream BIG …
“Dream big, fail BIGGER.” – Dr. Freckles
Dirt …
“You can treat the LAND like dirt, or you can treat it like a woman – who’s gonna get more honey?” – Dr. Freckles
Make your heart a stone …
“Make your heart a stone, and then cast it into the fire.” – Dr. Freckles
Carnival fish …
“You buy carnival fish, you end up with tiny ghosts.” – Dr. Freckles
Small is big …
“Sometimes small is big.” – Dr. Freckles
Science …
“Science is philosophy with more discipline.” – Dr. Freckles
Autism …
“Maybe EVERYTHING isn’t AUTISM …” – Dr. Freckles
Food …
“If your local area is not healthy enough, from a habitat perspective, to grow food? – then you probably shouldn’t be living there, even if your food gets shipped in.” – Dr. Freckles