“Western Civilization either created this shitty timeline or failed to prevent it.” – Dr. Freckles
The stories we tell each other …
“They can’t take away the stories we tell each other in the darkness.” – Dr. Freckles
The Devil is a kidnapper …
“The Devil is a kidnapper, he kidnaps children.” – Dr. Freckles
GRAMMAR and SPELLING … (or spellin)
“I should have been born in the 17th century, when you could still speak English freely.” – Dr. Freckles
The future …
“If you want to imagine the future? – imagine a diseased hobo pooping in your mouth forever.” – Dr. Freckles
French Bulldogs and worthless dollars …
“The US dollar is to money what the French bulldog is to a wolf.” – Dr. Freckles
The most reviled …
“The most reviled of homeless caricatures are simply images of how the WORLD sees US foreign policy.” – Dr. Freckles
Too much to say about voting …
“Lucy’s football is a shiny football.” – Dr. Freckles
MEME WAR TWO
“I don’t know about MEME WAR TWO, but MEME WAR THREE will use seashells.” – Dr. Freckles
Food … price/quality
“While it’s true the price of food has gone UP, the quality of food has also gone DOWN – so that’s good.” – Dr. Freckles