Category: Dr. Freckles

“Don’t look for their weaknesses, look for their strengths.” – Dr. Freckles

Y’all want to go down to Scoblies after work? – sure man, I’ll go down there and sit right next to your millennial ass … all smelly and crumbly … flakes of gray and decaying skin, discarded from my head and face as I scratch, dropping into your pint of 9 dollar beer …

You want me to come?

“I drink alone because it’s too expensive to drink in public.” – Dr. Freckles

“I don’t know if you’re a good person, but I know you’re not a bad person, and being not-bad is pretty good these days.” – Dr. Freckles

“Being half-right in the world of engineering is worse than being totally wrong.” – Dr. Freckles

“Don’t kill two birds with one dead and beaten horse.” – Dr. Freckles

“You don’t believe in luck because you haven’t been killed yet.” – Dr. Freckles

“A soul is a son of a bitch; once you realize you have it, you don’t want to lose it.” – Dr. Freckles

“A great deal of my tragedy is really comedy, because I am a buffoon.” – Dr. Freckles

“I am crude, not rude.” – Dr. Freckles

“The great Prussian reform: you lose? – fire your S3.” – Dr. Freckles