“In some ways ‘popping smoke’ is like your woman screaming another man’s name while you’re fucking – just like that.” – Dr. Freckles
What makes YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK?
“What could make YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK? – you maintain your name and title during GRINKEN TIME.” – Dr. Freckles

Bukowski of Ted K’s …
“Dan’s DANIFESTO will prove he’s the Bukowski of Ted K’s” -Dr. Freckles
I am a hobo-shaman …
“I am a hobo-shaman. I was led astray, but now I can lead the castaways.” – Dr. Freckles
A spoonful of sugar …
“A spoonful of sugar gives you diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
Neither door nor window …
“I don’t want to be a door or a window, I want to be a guy that points at the horse and screams ‘RIDE!'” – Dr. Freckles
God, Satan, and voting …
“I don’t know WHO for certain runs the earthly things, though they likely report to Satan. I know GOD runs the Universe. Voting has little to do with ANY of it.” – Dr. Freckles
God can’t move you …
“God can’t move you, you have freewill. But He can stop you.” – Dr. Freckles
Freebies …
“With FREEDOM you don’t get freebies. IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
Arson … “Arson Fyre”
“One or MORE people on PLANET BOBLIMPTOCK have the first name ARSON. And I bet they go to sleep crying.” -Dr. Freckles