“You are born, you have some experiences, then you die – GROW THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles
THRILL SEEKER?
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU on planet Boblimptock, that’s why hermits live in caves, that’s why it doesn’t matter where you live.” – Dr. Freckles
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR Project 2025
“Project 2025 will make the Manhattan Project look like the Alan Parson’s Project.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE NEAT TRICK!
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUTH and LIBERTY
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
YOU can DO IT!
“You can make a frozen dildo out of GATORADE, and shove it up your butt in the summer time to stay cool.” – Dr. Freckles
What if …
“What if the US dollar imploded in 2019, and the American people were the last to find out about it?” – Dr. Freckles
It could be worse …
“You ever think that IF men and women understood each other, it would be worse?” – Dr. Freckles
Go BERSERK …
“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Vote …
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles
