“I don’t know if you’re a good person, but I know you’re not a bad person, and being not-bad is pretty good these days.” – Dr. Freckles
Half-right … (nope)
“Being half-right in the world of engineering is worse than being totally wrong.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t …
“Don’t kill two birds with one dead and beaten horse.” – Dr. Freckles
LUCK
“You don’t believe in luck because you haven’t been killed yet.” – Dr. Freckles
A soul …
“A soul is a son of a bitch; once you realize you have it, you don’t want to lose it.” – Dr. Freckles
Comedy OVER Tragedy
“A great deal of my tragedy is really comedy, because I am a buffoon.” – Dr. Freckles
CRUDE over RUDE
“I am crude, not rude.” – Dr. Freckles
The Great Prussian Reform …
“The great Prussian reform: you lose? – fire your S3.” – Dr. Freckles
The world contains two books …
“The world contains two books: one is fiction, one is non-fiction. Sadly, the fiction occupies most of our days.” – Dr. Freckles
Frustration … (see: negative numbers and fractions)
“If necessity is the mother of invention, the grandmother is frustration.” – Dr. Freckles
(talk about +MAX-MIN)