“Fractions are scary, that’s why SLASHER MOVIES are about fractions.” – Dr. Freckles
(I’ll take 3/4’s John Wayne G.)
Sanguine …
“Sanguine is a crappy word for being optimistic.” – Dr. Freckles
(but are you happy?)
Did not want …
“Lord, I know I deserved it. But I did not want it.” – Dr. Freckles
Everything is wrong …
“Everything is wrong with me, so fuck off.” – Dr. Freckles
I didn’t get better …
“It’s not that I got better, the world got worse.” – Dr. Freckles
DO IT!
“Defuse or confuse, either strategy works.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t blame the (X)
“Don’t blame the wound for bleeding or the tumor for killing.” – Dr. Freckles
CRYPTO and SPACE
“Ask me why CRYPTO reminds me of the space program?” – Dr. Freckles
HOA means SATAN
“All governments are home owners associations, and SATAN is president.” – Dr. Freckles
A list of enemies …
“I’ve made a list of enemies and everyone is on it, including me.” – Dr. Freckles