“Vagina beer, fermented semen, you see where this is headed?” – Dr. Freckles
Knowing what’s going on …
“If you can think beyond politics and voting, you have a chance at understanding what’s actually going on; but even then, everyday people will never know for sure.” – Dr. Freckles
BOOVULA ALE
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Some more Dr. Freckles quotes:
“Grieving is tough shit.” – Dr. Freckles
“Game theory OVER Behaviorism.” – Dr. Freckles
“Elon Musk is the Eddie Haskell of space.” – Dr. Freckles
“Social media is a mind-control trash heap, and if you put more weight into it than that? – you’re probably trash too.” – Dr. Freckles
“You can trust Lennie to not crush mice more than you can trust the government to NOT crush your dreams” – Dr. Freckles
“A rational person that gets kicked in the genitals enough? – ends up an anarchist.” – Dr. Freckles
“Auto-tune is auto-doom … to music.” – Dr. Freckles
“Humility is a tool against evil.” – Dr. Freckles
Read your Nietzsche shit head …
(humility drives the adder to drink its own poison)
Stock market …
“A watched stock market never crashes.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t …
“Don’t ever take a job at Miskatonic University.” – Dr. Freckles
Right to speak …
“Where a person has no right to speak? – the unconscious rules.” – Dr. Freckles
Fame …
“Fame might be the worst hard drug of all.” – Dr. Freckles
Jedi have an STD …
“If you hate the Jedi? – WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!” – Dr. Freckles
One of the big revelations of the STAR WARS mythos post the original films:
That being a Jedi is basically contracting an STD, like herpes.
The strangeness …
“I love the strangeness, even when it cuts deep.” – Dr. Freckles
The mortgage … (dead pledge)
“The mortgage has turned almost every home owner into a tiny Hitler.” – Dr. Freckles
Pay if off, or die.
Pyramids and empires and “gods” …
“Show me an empire or a pyramid or a random Greek or Roman ‘god’: I’ll show you the residue of some fallen angel.” – Dr. Freckles
The history of civilization …
“A person once said the history of civilization is the history of locking up food, and this is kind of true. The real history of civilization is the history of locking up the human mind.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve talked about this before on my podcast …
What I did at Boy’s State in 1988, as an 18 year old “counselor”, was my OWN PRIVATE “COVID” …
I simply said: “See if all you guys can load up that elevator, and try to go up a floor.”
Who the fuck follows that advice?
(people that have an irrational respect for authority)
Finding time travelers …
“If you find a time traveler, kill them.” – Dr. Freckles
Heading towards the “light” …
“If I’m ever heading towards the ‘light’, I wanna keep going.” – Dr. Freckles
I call dignity …
“What some call drapetomania or ‘oppositional/defiant disorder’, I call dignity.” – Dr. Freckles
Suffering … and the MOON
“If we destroy the MOON, we liberate mankind from its suffering.” – Dr. Freckles
A “TRADING PLACES”
“I bet crooked rich banker shit head people do a ‘Trading Places’ all the fucking time.” – Dr. Freckles
But in the real world? – Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy end up dissolving in acid, in barrels, in the Pine Barrens …
Dwindle LONG square root of (x) …
“ROOT(X) – grow fast, dwindle long.” – Dr. Freckles
The overlapping time wars …
“The overlapping time wars are not meant to be won, they are meant to be AWESOME!” – Dr. Freckles
The state (continued)
“The state: being an asshole as an art form.” – Dr. Freckles