“If evil is coming at you with an 18 wheeler? – PAY FUCKING ATTENTION!” – Dr. Freckles
Blame the poors … (the oldest excuse)
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VER 1: MAROON
VER 2: BLACK
VER 3: NAVY
VER 4: HEATHER FOREST
Youth and old age …
“Youth is meant for potential and creation, age is meant for wisdom and knowledge; the reverse is disaster.” – Dr. Freckles
It’s shelter stupid … (it was always shelter)
“It’s shelter, NOT a long term stable investment; many will learn this soon, Black Rock can’t buy all the houses, and it’s gonna hurt.” – Dr. Freckles
Entropy, death, landlords …
“Time is our landlord, rent is due.” – Dr. Freckles
HUMANS == ELE
“The human race is its own extinction level event.” – Dr. Freckles
The Honest History of the Catholic Church
“Studying the honest history of the Catholic Church turns you into either an Atheist or a Protestant; if you’re a sociopath, you are soulless anyways – just keep doing your POPE thing.” – Dr. Freckles
Spoiler: nuns molest kids too (ask me how I know)
Total Loyalty
“Trump loves to surround himself with compromised people, you ever wonder why?” – Dr. Freckles
Sick of it apocalypse …
“Any machine intelligence smart enough to FIX all of our bullshit would quickly get sick of all our bullshit.” – Dr. Freckles
It’s a disease pile …
“Your body is mutilated by time.” – Dr. Freckles
In the future, you will eat designer foods that are re-engineered by your butt pipe to become other kinds of foods …