“You don’t get to sell me your story about fetal pain and awareness while you’re also saying it’s okay to mutilate a baby’s genitals because they don’t feel it.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR DYSON HOT RODS …
“We’re more likely to find DYSON HOT RODS when we’re looking for DYSON SPHERES.” – Dr. Freckles
I know He does …
“And I think God loves us, I know He does. I just don’t know if I like God’s other children.” – Dr. Freckles
Where you are from …
“I don’t hate people because of where they’re from, but sometimes I hate people because of WHERE they’re GOING.” – Dr. Freckles
Customer satisfaction …
“I am CRAZY about customer satisfaction, you have no idea what I mean but your mom does.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR CATS at the center of COLLAPSE …
*** This is how the world ends, not with a BANG … but with a MEOW.
GANGS PENDING
“There are GANGS PENDING in the satiated eyes of your WALMART neighbor.” – Dr. Freckles
Oh baby …
“I had 10 big thoughts today, and 340 of them were paranoid.” – Dr. Freckles
The darkest place …
“The darkest place a philosopher finds is this: The universe is a farce. I am the only ‘I AM’ that exists here, I am truly alone. The only other creature is the PUPPET MASTER of this fake realm and all HIS fake puppets and stage craft, and whatever IT feels, the architect? – it is not love. And then you sense it’s worse.”
– Dr. Freckles
Want to do well … (iykyk)
“Want to do well on YouTube? – order from the menu.” – Dr. Freckles
