“Build a crooked casino, crooked people show up.” – Dr. Freckles
Control …
“Control as a function of complexity becomes illusive at a non-linear rate.” – Dr. Freckles
Which came first …
“Which came first: musical instruments or weapons?” – Dr. Freckles
Anything you do obsessively …
“Anything you do obsessively leaves little room for life.” – Dr. Freckles
Old Style Threat Chain Click Bait …
“Remember when That’s Incredible and the Guinness World Record book were click bait?” – Dr. Freckles
Telling lies …
“Tell a lie long enough? – the liar starts believing it.” – Dr. Freckles
The submarine …
“The submarine is literally the ultimate cave men invented to hide from this wretched world.” – Dr. Freckles
So fucking smart …
“I was so fucking smart till I got here.” – Dr. Freckles
Anonymous voting …
“Anonymous voting is ONE of the reasons democracy is EASY to HACK.” – Dr. Freckles
Das Booty …
“Why didn’t they make a sequel called ‘Das Booty’?” – Dr. Freckles
Twitter/X is a landfill …
“Twitter/X is a LANDFILL, where you run into friends … maybe … and then once in a while a dude comes up from behind, hits you on the head with a brick, you wake up hours later – your friends are gone. It’s that cool.” – Dr. Freckles
Lesser of two …
“People will choose the lesser of two evils, assuming there’s only two.” – Dr. Freckles
Richard Widmark
“Has Richard Widmark always played a dick?” – Dr. Freckles
Train cars exploding, people running through windows on fire …
“How does a train car explode? – ask Irwin Allen.” – Dr. Freckles
When you’re fancy …
“Everyone wants to own you when you’re fancy, remember that when they disown you.” – Dr. Freckles
Thinking like a DANE …
“Trying to think like a DANE is a doom loop.” – Dr. Freckles
Vegetables …
“Vegetables poop in your lungs.” – Dr. Freckles
Cramer …
“CRAMER is the CRAMER of Cramers.” – Dr. Freckles
Cope … listed on NASDAQ …
“If COPE were a ticker? – it would be all time highs right now.” – Dr. Freckles
The price we pay …
“Taxes are the price we pay so we can pay more taxes.” – Dr. Freckles
