“Everything is a catastrophe.” – Dr. Freckles
Quantum …
“People use the word QUANTUM the way others use GOD.” – Dr. Freckles
“Quantum Mechanics is a cluster of ghostly theories.” – Dr. Freckles
Laughing …
“Sometimes when people laugh they’re actually crying.” – Dr. Freckles
A simulation …
“The American Dream, circa 1945-2001, was always that: a simulation. A simulation in the maelstrom of history.” – Dr. Freckles
A silly addictive thing that erases your mind …
(lots of Jew signaling in it too)
“Independence Day is the COLDPLAY of Alien-Science Fiction movies.” – Dr. Freckles
Lesser of two pedos …
“It is no longer the ‘lesser of two evils’, henceforth it will be known as the ‘lesser of two pedos’.” – Dr. Freckles
Family …
“Here’s something the elites don’t get: the only thing the poors have is family.” – Dr. Freckles
Cows …
“Cows got stuck between cute and tasty, and we, and our dogs, love tasty.” – Dr. Freckles
CIRCUMCISION
“Circumcision: a perfect way to sabotage a man before he’s had a chance to be a boy.” – Dr. Freckles
TSA fingering …
“How many women have had male TSA shove their fingers into their vaginas at the airport since 2001? – probably more than 10.” – Dr. Freckles