“What if that is what the gods did: they built A.I.’s and then went ‘fuck all’ with everything on a permanent summertime vacation?” – Dr. Freckles
Most of the Irish …
“Most, if not all, of the Irish I know in America know more about being Jewish than being Irish: weird right?” – Dr. Freckles
Too many variables …
“When there are too many variables? – you gonna die.” – Dr. Freckles
Your voting …
“Epstein Affair, whatever the full truth is, has demonstrated one thing: your voting does not work.” – Dr. Freckles
Evil is a competition …
“You know why North Korea hates the State of Israel? – because EVIL is a competitive sport.” – Dr. Freckles
Tunnels and the ordinary …
“Ceteris paribus: tunnels usually don’t get built for ordinary things.” – Dr. Freckles
The world has been sullied …
“The world has been sullied by being un-Sully’d.” – Dr. Freckles
REDEFINING DRESDEN: GAZA EDITION, RETCON
“They redefined the Spanish Flu, they’ll redefine DRESDEN.” – Dr. Freckles

MOAR voting …
“Every time you vote you are voting for pedos.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m not here to save you …
“I’m not here to SAVE YOU or others or myself. I am here to warn you: the time of ‘saving’ random people is nearly over.” – Dr. Freckles

