“There are GANGS PENDING in the satiated eyes of your WALMART neighbor.” – Dr. Freckles
Oh baby …
“I had 10 big thoughts today, and 340 of them were paranoid.” – Dr. Freckles
The darkest place …
“The darkest place a philosopher finds is this: The universe is a farce. I am the only ‘I AM’ that exists here, I am truly alone. The only other creature is the PUPPET MASTER of this fake realm and all HIS fake puppets and stage craft, and whatever IT feels, the architect? – it is not love. And then you sense it’s worse.”
– Dr. Freckles
Want to do well … (iykyk)
“Want to do well on YouTube? – order from the menu.” – Dr. Freckles

BACON GREASE + GOLD
“I am like bacon grease mixed with gold.” – Dr. Freckles
THE JEDI (aka: nice bullies)
“Ultimately, the JEDI mythos fails for one reason: THERE ARE NO GOOD BULLIES!” – Dr. Freckles
Heroes
“The real heroes are never known, were never there, and didn’t care; they just were heroes.” – Dr. Freckles
ON THE VERGE
“On the VERGE: don’t disturb the ignorant and the ill informed with the truth, this might lead to your death.” – Dr. Freckles

The “CONFLICT”
“The REALITY of the ‘IRAN CONFLICT’ is a function of how many Iranian missiles were launched at Tel Aviv today?” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t …
“Don’t judge a crook by his lovers.” – Dr. Freckles

