“It takes one cop to repossess a car, and two cops to repossess a person.” – Dr. Freckles
SHUT UP AND LISTEN …
Shut up AND LISTEN fucker …
The wookie people are coming … they’re tired of our insolence and wrathful deceitfulness and our cocaine breakfast parties …
they grow tired of our FANCY ATTITUDES …
they seek after GREASE WISDOM and the John Travolta “barbarino” happy ending …
Wookies are everywhere …
SHUT UP …
There are mass graves all over Utah … nobody talks about it. Places where hundreds of folks, natives, gypsies, were just buried … no one knows why.
You go to Vernal and say “hey buddy, want to talk about those mass graves under the WALMART” … and it’s just deer in the headlights man … and your the JORGEN NULL beast.
The elderly track down their lost cousins, to some RANCH near T’lib, where the old style Mormons have 30 wives and love is a wet noodle pie. They know about the dead, the humpton flesh, the dregs and crags and lost boys. So many humans from the atomic tests, burnt alive, and then just dumped in the Utah desert …
So shut …. LISTEN … please.
The CAT LADIES of Chicago mean business.
Prices of cat food keep going up, so they pick up some poor sap at the bar and get him home, and kill him. Then, with the Kitchenaid, they turn that poor suitor into FANCY FEAST for their furry kids …
These cat women don’t care about you … they might be sexy and busty, but they will feed you to their cats …
SHUT UP FUCKER … listen.
UNIVERSAL PEST MERCHANTS are setting up shop near PLUTO. They don’t care that it’s not a planet and they don’t give a shit about your IDEAS or DREAMS …
These sleaze flesh dealers are looking for pink-monkeys and they will sell these among the QUIB of REGION-HOTEL. They get gold and diamonds for each hairless atrocity as they dance to the naked duel snakes and live like DUKES on the chamber of dark energy and brown dwarfs …
AND YOU SIT THERE AND ACT LIKE EVERY THING IS OKAY!
Eating your McMuffins and pondering Sklade the Foul?
Your time is coming RUBE and the glow of amber lightning shall envelop your tasteless heart and a cat named PHIL will relieve you of your LIFE …
DO YOU HEAR ME MOTHER FUCKER?!?
Listen …
In the not too distant future:
- Turg Nurdlers from the inner Earth.
- TANTRIC HYPERINFLATION (Jerome is great)
- Bone math for the kids.
- Roach paste riots …
- Love pastures near Sklabe Ville …
- Signature miniature Mama Celeste pizzas made from depleted uranium and blood sausage.
- Kelly fast cars and the death rattle …
- “Nothing will be found, nothing will be discovered, the universe is a METH MONKEY and you are its bitch.” – Dr. Freckles
And I still don’t think you can hear me …
(you’re not listening)
Reasoning with PSYOPs …
“You don’t reason with a PSYOP, you ignore it.” – Dr. Freckles
Options:
- this is real, and they really do want to drive most people insane
- this is not real, and they really do want to drive most people insane
- this is the end times
- there is no God, and this is the infinite gray nothing … a cosmic expanse of existential NULL
Dogs …
“For your dog, every truck is YOUR truck, and if the food is on the floor the maritime laws of salvage apply.” – Dr. Freckles
Space is hard …
“If space is hard, the Moon is impossible.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, Outer Space, Dragons … (revisited)
“Talking about communism is like talking about outer space or dragons.” – Dr. Freckles
“People start talking about dungeons and dragons and it sounds like NASA to me, why?” – Dr. Freckles
Sex …
“Whatever ‘sex’ is, it’s NOT about friendship.” – Dr. Freckles
IRONIC COVID-19
“Anyone that talks about the covid-19 unironically deserves to be ignored.” – Dr. Freckles
Money free inflation …
“Funny thing about inflation: it doesn’t mean much if you don’t have any money.” – Dr. Freckles
Yes – there’s been inflation.
No – I can’t say that the amount of free cash out there has been very extensive. Seems like poor folks still don’t have any cash – so if you have nothing, it’s kind of irrelevant what the price is.
When is the hyperinflation coming?
“The hyperinflation already happened, the wheelbarrow was your home.” – Dr. Freckles
THEORY: that the US, and much of the developed world, has already experienced the “hyperinflation” phase of monetary collapse, but because the US economy is planned at this point, the money was directed towards mechanisms that impacted “expected value” without resulting in the expected increase in money velocity or consumer prices. Simply put: the Federal Reserve discovered a set of money-dumps that allowed them to forestall the inevitable, but the inevitable is still coming … the Great Depression will look like a “soft landing” compared to what is coming.
Link: https://www.redfin.com/news/housing-market-loses-value-2023/
US GDP in 2021 was 23 trillion in $USD and change … US homes are valued, still, at two times this amount …
Apply just a 10 times derivative product valuation on top of the present home “value”, you’re looking at 1/4 of a QUADRILLION $USD …
(now tell me about hyperinflation)
… there were other money pits too, other ways to hide the hyperinflation …
- wars
- China
- cryptos – basically a big make-work Keynesian project
- stock buybacks
- healthcare
- education
Lots of money pits, or black holes, to dump inflation into …
But I think we had the hyperinflation …
What’s coming next is going to be different.
It didn’t work like Weimar because the cash was targeted, not random distribution …
IMPLICATIONS:
- Jerome is running from a Bear and chasing a Tiger (sort of impossible long term)
- The regime operates like a form of Austerity that began in 2020 and continues in various forms. But the money-pump, in many ways, must continue in some form … you can’t afford to blow out the bouncy castle, but you can’t afford to let it implode either … conserve that gasoline, save the pump, notice the holes in the castle … GREECE was one of their test programs.
- When the “hyperinflation” does hit, per se, it will be so fast that you will simply end up at shortages and nothing, you will wonder about the wheelbarrow …
- Your home was always the wheelbarrow.
- You will get very little warning when the worst of this hits, and then it will seem like the world flipped over.
- Inflation will “creep” until the end …
- Don’t expect a signal for when you should sell your home … just get out of the cities.
- This austerity regime matches the general strategy of “keep the plates spinning” until the end, and then let ACT 3 take care of the rest … What’s ACT 3? (we’ll find out together)
Revenge machine …
“What if the human being is a revenge machine.” – Dr. Freckles
Be proud …
“Be proud of who you are, don’t be afraid of others who are different: simple.” – Dr. Freckles
Trump and Jesus
“BAD TAKE: Trump is like Jesus.” – Dr. Freckles
The Moon Has Crabs
“Heinlein’s original title was ‘THE MOON HAS CRABS’, and the publisher rejected it.” – Dr. Freckles
Space (and then some)
“Space, even if it’s a thing, seems futile and disappointing.” – Dr. Freckles
I don’t understand …
“When someone says ‘I don’t understand’ while you’re arguing? – it usually means they DO understand, and now know you’re right, but want to find a weasel way out of the whole thing.” – Dr. Freckles
(also see: gaslighting)
NASA … (again)
“Watching NASA news is like sitting through a lame science fiction movie that cost too much money to make.” – Dr. Freckles
Futile/Disappointing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7162
OBAMA
“Where did OBAMA come from? – the magical CIA nowhere. Where did he go to? – same place.” – Dr. Freckles
Unbounded …
“Humans should live AS NATURE: unbounded and unbranded.” – Dr. Freckles
PAWS
“Living in this fallen world, you’re gonna step on some paws.” – Dr. Freckles
I was going to walk the dogs this morning and something happened to little Shaggy …
- going OUT THERE, taking risks
- making friends
- falling in love
- being yourself
- walking dogs – they need it, but sometimes …