“Which came first, the chicken or the egg? – all I can say is I remember my mom yelling at me first, because I was chasing chickens across the road.” – Dr. Freckles
Crossing the street, not the line …
“You can’t cross the LINE, but you can cross the street.” – Dr. Freckles
Want me to take you seriously?
“I will take you seriously when you realize SERIOUS MEN stab their enemies in the heart, whereas pussies make online threats.” – Dr. Freckles
Not lost, just hard to find …
“Just because someone can’t be found, doesn’t mean they’re lost.” – Dr. Freckles
The Great Glitch
“It’s not the ‘RESET’, it’s the GREAT GLITCH.” – Dr. Freckles
“Dying Heroes”
“Not everyone who is shot OR dies painfully from cancer is a hero or good person, perhaps not even half of them.” – Dr. Freckles
Oregon Trail
“There’s a new Oregon Trail and it leads nowhere.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t disturb …
“Don’t disturb what you observe.” – Dr. Freckles
A simulation …
“A simulation is a game with zero players or one player.” – Dr. Freckles
No free candy …
“There is no free candy in the back of the van.” – Dr. Freckles