"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
For all those wringing their hands over “lost lands” and “forgotten culture”. FUCK YOU.
I was told to abandon my home to modernity, to join the GLOBALIST JUST-IN-TIME workforce. To get a “college degree”, etc.
When I returned home, home was gone.
So yeah, fuck off with your “protecting your culture” bullshit.
“Where are my roots?” – Dr. Freckles
“My brother says I’m 40% Irish, the rest is all alcohol and weed.” – Dr. Freckles
“Keep your friends close, but your FEDs closer.” – Dr. Freckles
“The ultimate security measure would be a perfect lie detector.” – Dr. Freckles
“We learn from competence and experience, not randomness and confusion.” – Dr. Freckles
“Life is BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING and FUN, until it’s not.” – Dr. Freckles
“I don’t believe in super heroes, but I do believe in Jesus and good people.” – Dr. Freckles
“My razor, LAZINESS: humans are predators and predators are LAZY as FUCK. So before ERROR or EVIL, look for the shirker.” – Dr. Freckles
“What my brother doesn’t know, is that I’m only going on these drugs because I care about him, I love him, he’s my brother.” – Dr. Freckles
“Humans LOVE to quote the Bible when they’re getting ready to kill, torture, or enslave a bunch of people.” – Dr. Freckles