“Everyone has ‘issues’, honest folk admit to it and deal.” – Dr. Freckles
Obedience of the law …
“If you obey man’s law not out of principle but from fear? – then you are a latent anarchist.” – Dr. Freckle
Otherwise …
“So you got a group of random people to solve a problem for you, did ya? – it’s LEADERSHIP if it’s transparent, otherwise it’s just grifting.” – Dr. Freckles
Moral hazard …
“Moral hazard is baked into ALL GOVERNMENT, whatever form it takes, like Lovecraft’s Yogsothoth.” – Dr. Freckles
Cricket and Kale Turkey: DARK THANKSGIVING
“The most depressing Thanksgiving EVER would be the ‘cricket and kale’ turkey-thanksgiving. And my friend might say ‘wouldn’t having NO FOOD be worse?’, and I’d say ‘Dear Lord, take me HOME before then’, is what I’d say.” – Dr. Freckles
Before the ENGLISH and the VATICAN …
“Before the ENGLISH and the VATICAN, Ireland had three nine day weeks to a MONTH. And you could say ‘well, that doesn’t add up Dan’, and I’d say ‘the other days are hangover days and LEAP YEARS are FUCKED’, that’s what I’d say in response.” – Dr. Freckles
Since WAR has no rules …
“Since WAR has no rules? – the only RULE is BE CREATIVE!” – Dr. Freckles
AND …
If you worship God?
(be RIGHTEOUS!)
Jonah, Nineveh and dogs …
“I think if I were Jonah, grumbling at being called to be a prophet … and I were sitting on that hill AFTER delivering the message, God would say to me, as I grumbled: ‘but WHAT about the dogs Dan?’ … and this is why God is a winner!” – Dr. Freckles
Holy Water
“Holy water might be mostly bullshit, I mean if Christ blessed it? – okay. But some random Catholic priest? – no.” – Dr. Freckles
To bless water you must find a martyr (that’s not possible), or a Saint who is simultaneously alive at the same time you are … how would you know?
An angel might be able to bless water for God.
And God could do it … but how often does THAT burning-bush stuff happen?
Be hopeful, not foolish …
“The LORD wants us to be hopeful, but he doesn’t really want us to be fools.” – Dr. Freckles