Category: Dr. Freckles

“Mary Poppins is LITERALLY HITLER. GANDALF is TED BUNDY.” – Dr. Freckles

“I have so many awesome pickup lines: that’s why I have so much extra money and free time.” – Dr. Freckles

“I don’t know enough, but I know enough to be dangerous.” – Dr. Freckles

“Some of the answers is enough, hopefully.” – Dr. Freckles

“Nietzsche was to ethics and psychology what Einstein was to physics and bagels.” – Dr. Freckles

“We better start living FREE, if we don’t want to die.” – Dr. Freckles

“The shittiest thing that ever happened to Nikola Tesla? – Elon Musk was born.” – Dr. Freckles

“I couldn’t see the fight, I have Netflix.” – Dr. Freckles

“I love it when some shit head threatens to EXPOSE ME, I just wish in my silent darkness that they’d keep their fucking promise.” – Dr. Freckles

Piltdown Man: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/our-science/services/library/collections/piltdown-man.html

“The history of archaeology and anthropology overlaps nicely with the history of fraud.” – Dr. Freckles

“In the ‘errors’ we see the patina of causality.” – Dr. Freckles

“Boblimptock.com – it’s my DIANETICS.” – Dr. Freckles

https://boblimptock.com

“Trump is BLACK-OBAMA, if you know you know.” – Dr. Freckles

“People thought OBAMA was bad, but imagine BLACK-OBAMA.” – Dr. Freckles