Category: Dr. Freckles

“At least if you’re circling the drain, you’re not going down it.” – Dr. Freckles

“Liam Neeson ‘taken’ movies should be renamed ‘Albanians Really Suck so it’s Okay To Kill Them Show’ …” – Dr. Freckles

Albania: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albania

(tune in tomorrow) 1990

“Dogs are connoisseurs and they’re disgusting, and in this way they are very much like the French.” – Dr. Freckles

“The LORD in Heaven looks at every little creature He’s created and He thinks ‘this is beautiful’, and sometimes I see something He’s created and think ‘this is gross’.” – Dr. Freckles

“People who say they have NO REGRETS probably have a collection of heads somewhere.” – Dr. Freckles

“Find your passion, then you might be surprised by how brilliant you are.” – Dr. Freckles

“Isn’t it important that we have private moments, even with others, where nothing is recorded and all can fade with time?” – Dr. Freckles

“I never really thought about this, but people do grow old and die.” – Dr. Freckles

“When you’re over 50 years old, dogs barking and teenagers talking is pretty much the same shit.” – Dr. Freckles

“You should never eat a Little Debbie’s Nutty Buddy bar … you shouldn’t buy the box of them … don’t look at the ingredients.” – Dr. Freckles

1. plutonium
2. aerosolized death bomb
3. why not dip them in Nalley’s Tamale paste?
4. why do you want to die?

“I bet the beer the Egyptians bought the slaves was about as good, maybe better than, Natural Light … without the luxuries of carbonation, refrigeration.” – Dr. Freckles

“If your church preaches POWER, MONEY, and hoarding those things? – it preaches the gospel of the desert Devil.” – Dr. Freckles

• The greatest power is the WORD.
• The greatest WORD is LOVE.

(Jesus knows these things)

“Shit posting on ZeroHedge … that sounds like a country song, written by someone from New Jersey.” – Dr. Freckles

“It’s not ALL or ONE, it is ENOUGH – enough people can change the world, for good or for bad, and only Jesus knows the number.” – Dr. Freckles

“You should laugh. If you don’t? – you should learn how, or learn how to cry.” – Dr. Freckles

“Only in a neo-Stalinist pill head shit hole could people be ‘excited’ about the national debt going up.” – Dr. Freckles