“ROOT(X) – grow fast, dwindle long.” – Dr. Freckles
The overlapping time wars …
“The overlapping time wars are not meant to be won, they are meant to be AWESOME!” – Dr. Freckles
The state (continued)
“The state: being an asshole as an art form.” – Dr. Freckles
What a hobo gets …
“But, in truth, a hobo gets what a hobo builds.” – Dr. Freckles
Could have been a garden …
“The world was NEVER going to be paradise, but it could have been a garden. Because we pursued ‘paradise’, we turned it into a landfill.” – Dr. Freckles
“Where it can’t be a garden, let nature be.” – Dr. Freckles
Fine …
“Fine is pretty good this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Colon screening …
“How do I screen my colon? – I sometimes look, majestically, and peer deeply at the stool I leave behind; looking for some oddity.” – Dr. Freckles
IDGAF
“IDGAF and feeling sorry for yourself are NOT the same thing, but they often share the same apartment.” – Dr. Freckles
If I were okay …
“If I were okay I wouldn’t be here.” – Dr. Freckles
Social media …
“Hermits like social media because it’s like micro-dosing human interaction; also why we hate it.” – Dr. Freckles