“I should have been born in the 17th century, when you could still speak English freely.” – Dr. Freckles
The future …
“If you want to imagine the future? – imagine a diseased hobo pooping in your mouth forever.” – Dr. Freckles
French Bulldogs and worthless dollars …
“The US dollar is to money what the French bulldog is to a wolf.” – Dr. Freckles
The most reviled …
“The most reviled of homeless caricatures are simply images of how the WORLD sees US foreign policy.” – Dr. Freckles
Too much to say about voting …
“Lucy’s football is a shiny football.” – Dr. Freckles
MEME WAR TWO
“I don’t know about MEME WAR TWO, but MEME WAR THREE will use seashells.” – Dr. Freckles
Food … price/quality
“While it’s true the price of food has gone UP, the quality of food has also gone DOWN – so that’s good.” – Dr. Freckles
Where it starts, where it’s going …
“At some point self defense becomes civil war, hard to say when/where – it’s a tipping point.” – Dr. Freckles
Wind directions …
“Wind directions are mostly consistent, until they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s Grinken Time?
“Those that live long enough to be remembered will be remembered for a long time.” – Dr. Freckles
Just desserts …
“He said ‘you’re getting your JUST DESSERTS!’ … and I thought he meant we’re skipping the meal and just having cake.” – Dr. Freckles
Dating …
“Dating?!? – they’re all harlots and witches and I have CINEMAX and Shannon Tweed.” – Dr. Freckles
Sheep dipping …
“Sheep dipping doesn’t usually happen once with a FED, it’s usually an ongoing process.” – Dr. Freckles
Hanging gardens …
“If there were hanging gardens in Babylon? – then they must have been anarchists.” – Dr. Freckles
Knighthood …
“A knighthood is simply another way of tricking someone into taking an oath to the Devil.” – Dr. Freckles
LOVE and TECH and POLITICIANS
“Hearing politicians talk about TECH is like listening to teenagers talk about LOVE.” – Dr. Freckles
Protection rackets for “freedom” …
“If you need to create a protection racket for ‘freedom’? – you really don’t understand freedom.” – Dr. Freckles
HIV Drug Commercials …
“Life looks really great in HIV drug commercials.” – Dr. Freckles
Lifeguards …
“There are no lifeguards in an ocean full of people treading water or drowning.” – Dr. Freckles
UKRAINE: it’s probably over …
“When you’re handing out shovels and anti-tank rockets to professors of philosophy? Rounding up people on the street to fight? Giving rifles to prisoners? – it’s probably over.” – Dr. Freckles
