“What if the US dollar imploded in 2019, and the American people were the last to find out about it?” – Dr. Freckles
It could be worse …
“You ever think that IF men and women understood each other, it would be worse?” – Dr. Freckles
Go BERSERK …
“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Vote …
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles
Treat me like a human being …
“Treat me like a human being, but don’t blow me up.” – Dr. Freckles
Spider egg chili …
“Life gives you protein cubes, make spider egg chili.” – Dr. Freckles
I dump my garbage …
“I dump my garbage in the mailbox.” – Dr. Freckles
DIE-A-BETES!
“It’s diabetes, not live-a-betes.” – Dr. Freckles
The First Game
“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles
A lot of pizza slices … (whatever)
“A lot of pizza slices make up a crises.” – Dr. Freckles
