“Treat me like a human being, but don’t blow me up.” – Dr. Freckles
Spider egg chili …
“Life gives you protein cubes, make spider egg chili.” – Dr. Freckles
I dump my garbage …
“I dump my garbage in the mailbox.” – Dr. Freckles
DIE-A-BETES!
“It’s diabetes, not live-a-betes.” – Dr. Freckles
The First Game
“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles
A lot of pizza slices … (whatever)
“A lot of pizza slices make up a crises.” – Dr. Freckles
An undigested grape …
“From a Sovietology perspective: governments are NOT a salad bar with some truth mixed in there, governments are MORE LIKE 10,000 tons of shit that might contain one or two undigested grapes.” – Dr. Freckles
“All that she wants is another baby …”
“I’m going to shock you: the secret desire of all women is to get pregnant.” – Dr. Freckles
She leads a lonely life
She leads a lonely life
When she woke up late in the morning light
And the day had just begun
She opened up her eyes and thought
“Oh, what a morning”
It’s not a day for work
It’s a day for catching tan
Just lying on the beach and having fun
She’s going to get you
All that she wants is another baby
She’s gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah
All that she wants is another baby
She’s gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah
So if you are in sight and the day is right
She’s the hunter, you’re the fox
The gentle voice that talks to you
Won’t talk forever
It is a night for passion
But the morning means goodbye
Beware of what is flashing in her eyes
She’s going to get you
All that she wants is another baby
She’s gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah
All that she wants is another baby
She’s gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah (is another baby, yeah)
Ahh
Ahh
All that she wants is another baby (is another baby)
She’s gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah (is another baby, yeah)
All that she wants is another baby (is another baby)
She’s gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is another baby, yeah (is another baby, yeah)
All that she wants
All that she wants
Secret destiny of boats …
“Do you know what boats REALLY want to do? – sink.” – Dr. Freckles
What stories our scars tell?
“Your scars are scrolls.” – Dr. Freckles
Hobos know …
“Hobos know enough to survive today, tomorrow. We’re not too sure about the day after that.” – Dr. Freckles
LINUX is SURVIVAL
“At this point, LINUX is survival.” – Dr. Freckles
Smarter than GROK …
“The most intelligent A.I. Elon has isn’t GROK, it’s the one that manages the gaslighting on the trash app.” – Dr. Freckles
How many …
“How many limited hangouts do you need till you land on the square labeled bullshit?” – Dr. Freckles
Country Crock
“Country Crock is not ironically named.” – Dr. Freckles
Link: https://extension.okstate.edu/fact-sheets/margarines-and-spreads.html
Abstract …
“Inflation is an abstract idea until you start skipping meals.” – Dr. Freckles
1 horsepower motors …
“Can we be honest? – a ONE horsepower motor isn’t really the same as having a horse.” – Dr. Freckles
The joy of being broke …
“Stuff self-cancels when your bank account is empty.” – Dr. Freckles
STAR WARS is gay …
“STAR WARS was always gay.” – Dr. Freckles
Ted Bundy: founding father …
“If Ted Bundy founded a nation? – it would look a lot like the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles