“Charles Ingalls is the Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks.” – Dr. Freckles
Chasing waterfalls …
“Don’t go chasing waterfalls … WHO THE FUCK CHASES WATERFALLS?” – Dr. Freckles
Maintenance …
“Something that ordinary people wouldn’t maintain voluntarily, should never have been built in the first place.” – Dr. Freckles
In a free world …
“You can build so many AMAZING things, in a free world.” – Dr. Freckles
All I want for Christmas …
“All I want for Christmas is POO … that’s what the Mariah Carey CHRISTMAS SONG sounds like to me now.” – Dr. Freckles
Generation Boblimptock! (born since 2019)
“I’m calling it: every child born since 2019 is GENERATION BOBLIMPTOCK – their minds will be filled with razor blades, their fists caked in blood.” – Dr. Freckles
A seashell …
“You eat a can of chili, cold, out of the can – and you hold up the empty can to your ear? – it becomes a seashell of hopelessness.” – Dr. Freckles
Joy and the Right Thing
“The best thing about the RIGHT THING, about doing the right thing, is JOY – there’s plenty of JOY between you and harming someone else, more than enough.” – Dr. Freckles
Gandalf … (revisited)
“Gandalf IS the HITLER … you get that right?” – Dr. Freckles
Bilbo’s .357 MAGNUM (REDHAWK)
“If Bilbo owned a .357 magnum that day Gandalf showed up? – things would have turned out differently.” – Dr. Freckles