“The laundromat is like a casino that is more peaceful and less disappointing.” – Dr. Freckles
(bonus: you get to hear the cling-cling-cling of the change machine, and it’s like a slot machine paying out)
Fermented semen …
“Vagina beer, fermented semen, you see where this is headed?” – Dr. Freckles
Knowing what’s going on …
“If you can think beyond politics and voting, you have a chance at understanding what’s actually going on; but even then, everyday people will never know for sure.” – Dr. Freckles
BOOVULA ALE
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Some more Dr. Freckles quotes:
“Grieving is tough shit.” – Dr. Freckles
“Game theory OVER Behaviorism.” – Dr. Freckles
“Elon Musk is the Eddie Haskell of space.” – Dr. Freckles
“Social media is a mind-control trash heap, and if you put more weight into it than that? – you’re probably trash too.” – Dr. Freckles
“You can trust Lennie to not crush mice more than you can trust the government to NOT crush your dreams” – Dr. Freckles
“A rational person that gets kicked in the genitals enough? – ends up an anarchist.” – Dr. Freckles
“Auto-tune is auto-doom … to music.” – Dr. Freckles
“Humility is a tool against evil.” – Dr. Freckles
Read your Nietzsche shit head …
(humility drives the adder to drink its own poison)
Stock market …
“A watched stock market never crashes.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t …
“Don’t ever take a job at Miskatonic University.” – Dr. Freckles
Right to speak …
“Where a person has no right to speak? – the unconscious rules.” – Dr. Freckles
Fame …
“Fame might be the worst hard drug of all.” – Dr. Freckles
Jedi have an STD …
“If you hate the Jedi? – WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!” – Dr. Freckles
One of the big revelations of the STAR WARS mythos post the original films:
That being a Jedi is basically contracting an STD, like herpes.
The strangeness …
“I love the strangeness, even when it cuts deep.” – Dr. Freckles