“The mortgage has turned almost every home owner into a tiny Hitler.” – Dr. Freckles
Pay if off, or die.
Pyramids and empires and “gods” …
“Show me an empire or a pyramid or a random Greek or Roman ‘god’: I’ll show you the residue of some fallen angel.” – Dr. Freckles
The history of civilization …
“A person once said the history of civilization is the history of locking up food, and this is kind of true. The real history of civilization is the history of locking up the human mind.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ve talked about this before on my podcast …
What I did at Boy’s State in 1988, as an 18 year old “counselor”, was my OWN PRIVATE “COVID” …
I simply said: “See if all you guys can load up that elevator, and try to go up a floor.”
Who the fuck follows that advice?
(people that have an irrational respect for authority)
Finding time travelers …
“If you find a time traveler, kill them.” – Dr. Freckles
Heading towards the “light” …
“If I’m ever heading towards the ‘light’, I wanna keep going.” – Dr. Freckles
I call dignity …
“What some call drapetomania or ‘oppositional/defiant disorder’, I call dignity.” – Dr. Freckles
Suffering … and the MOON
“If we destroy the MOON, we liberate mankind from its suffering.” – Dr. Freckles
A “TRADING PLACES”
“I bet crooked rich banker shit head people do a ‘Trading Places’ all the fucking time.” – Dr. Freckles
But in the real world? – Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy end up dissolving in acid, in barrels, in the Pine Barrens …
Dwindle LONG square root of (x) …
“ROOT(X) – grow fast, dwindle long.” – Dr. Freckles
The overlapping time wars …
“The overlapping time wars are not meant to be won, they are meant to be AWESOME!” – Dr. Freckles