COMEDIANS …

“Comedians help people learn how to LIVE without dying.” – Dr. Freckles

People love to live without learning, sometimes the BURNING is all they can see.

Comedians love to DIE for the yearning of turning their pain into something to be.

YORG-LORDS have care for the churning, cuz monkey-style lovers linger near the sea.

Comedians help us by talking about DEATH, and making you LAUGH, so the consequence can be observed, safely, from a distance.

Comedians assist us in KNOWING how to live, a freedom they give, so the dying is for lying.

Greet death, say goodbye to Saturday Night Memphis Style Sex Machines …

(snare drum)

You need to pick the right topic for the right audience …

It’s okay to mock the outsiders and KNOW WHO they are, and who the insiders are …

If your audience is mainly the ELITE, mocking INSIDERS could get you killed or worse …

Currently in America it’s okay to make fun of the following groups:

  1. government workers (tbh: based)
  2. lawyers (based)
  3. journalists (based, without sympathy)
  4. homeless people
  5. public school teachers (kinda based)
  6. the poors
  7. foreigners (sometimes based)
  8. palestinians

Currently, it’s not okay to make fun of:

  1. Papa Blump-TRUMP
  2. Israel
  3. Climate Change OR the Climate Change Deniers (you don’t get to pick a third option)
  4. Space
  5. Elon Musk
  6. Bitcoin
  7. Zionists
  8. BMW-Christians (Maserati-jesus)
  9. People that believe the “covid” was real
  10. People not willing to ask about WTC-7
  11. Mentally disabled (based, and mainly because of Trump’s base)

(God loves comedians, btw)

See: Richard Pryor, Bill Murray … those alive, those dead

Florida Alligators: https://www.floridasportsman.com/editorial/no-problems-with-big-gators-until-i-retired/514549

DEAD DANISH PEOPLE ARE MURDERING NORWEGIANS …

They say there is ONE PLASTIC SPOON’S WORTH of microplastics in all our brains, driving us insane, doing cocaine …

COMING SOON

“Imagine a calamity so bad that bodies are left to rot in the streets, not enough people left alive to bury them, and it’s NOT GAZA, it’s the USA baby: COMING SOON.” – Dr. Freckles

TDS: TOO DAMN STUPID

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250123_TDS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

ERRATA: I meant the SHIELD not the BADGE … 28 mins in

FIND YOUR DRUG:

“FIND YOUR DRUG: for some? – it’s drugs; for others, it’s obsessing over TRUMP.” – Dr. Freckles

TDS or TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME: the compulsion to make EVERYTHING GOOD or EVERYTHING BAD about Trump. If your friend says “Trump is SAVING US!”? – they have TDS. If your other friend says “Trump is going to put us in concentration camps!? – they have TDS.

  1. TRUMP is NOT MOSES and not a savior or hero.
  2. TRUMP is also NOT HITLER.
  3. Want to know what time it is? – April, 1945, Berlin …

EXPERIMENTS ON MY “CAGE”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17333

NARCO TRAFFICKERS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17330

YUUUUGEEEE POPPING SMOKE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17327

Where were we led: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17322

CYA goes with POPPING SMOKE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17317

Don’t be afraid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17314

ANOTHER POPPING SMOKE BOOM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17296

JUST SO FUCKING DUMB: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17282

THE POSTER BELOW WAS CREATED IN 2016 BY ME (the domain VOTEFRECKLES.COM was ripped off by Go Daddy in 2021):

I said in my podcasts in 2016: “TDS is about the weird Trump MAGA cult”

(on the record)