"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“A truly free republic can suffer an anarchist that lives in the woods and wants to be left alone.” – Dr. Freckles
I’ll say this again and it does bear repeating:
A free republic can suffer a few anarchists that live in the woods and want to be left alone.
A tyranny can’t suffer ONE.
“A ‘piece of land’ is WHAT Jesus rejected, in the wilderness, when Satan offered it – remember this when you think of the Middle East.” – Dr. Freckles
“Ask a Zionist: how many times has Israel, the nation, the STATE, been destroyed?” – Dr. Freckles
You can say: “Dan, Israel has been around thousands of years …”
But don’t cherry pick the EPOCHS of this history … much of if was about 1 SAM 8, and the curse.
“Israel” as a place has been burnt, destroyed, invaded, countless times …
Israel as the Children of Jacob – they ENDURE.
(if you’re a Christian and you don’t know the difference? – LEARN)
“Useful things sell themselves.” – Dr. Freckles
“How is NOT the Boy’s Life hovercraft every GEN-X boy’s ‘Rosebud’?” – Dr. Freckles
“In a world of ‘mostly good cops’, you wouldn’t need internal affairs.” – Dr. Freckles
“All the ‘thank you’ stuff these days seems like FUCK YOU – so just say ‘fuck you’, it’s more honest.” – Dr. Freckles
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is basically Catcher in the Rye.” – Dr. Freckles
“Knowledge is the gold we can all mine.” – Dr. Freckles
“I don’t play chess, or poker, or checkers; I play the game of life. I’m not dead yet.” – Dr. Freckles
“You never know how many friends you have until you stay at the Dragon Hill Lodge.” – Dr. Freckles
“Nerds can be bullies: did you know this?” – Dr. Freckles
“We didn’t have the WWW, we had Pam Grier.” – Dr. Freckles
“Don’t mock the ancient peoples – dudes wandering around, telling stories, was their INTERNET: not so different from today.” – Dr. Freckles
“The slow-burn is like the lit fuse on a stick of dynamite you’re holding in your hand.” – Dr. Freckles
SLOW BURN and SOFT LANDING go together
“How many cats did Schrodinger kill before he figured his shit out? – a drunk historian somewhere in Denmark will find this pet cemetery.” – Dr. Freckles
“After 2020? – I don’t need any speeches about cigarettes, I know they’re bad, I know I’ll quit again and perhaps forever … but my ‘good wolf’ and ‘bad wolf’ are both smoking now too …” – Dr. Freckles
“Understanding IS NOT approval: especially when you understand it is WORSE than you thought.” – Dr. Freckles
“The FARCE is reaching its crescendo, can you feel it?” – Dr. Freckles
“Squirrels are the harbingers of mirth.” – Dr. Freckles
“I’m listening to the wind, to the noise of crows, to my eyes and ears and heart … that’s my 24/7 news service now.” – Dr. Freckles