“It feels great to know my BEST CASE is most people’s worst case.” – Dr. Freckles
VOTING as REBELLION?
“Voting is NOT rebellion, it’s literally the opposite.” – Dr. Freckles
No standards …
“SQL proved, what we all learn to know with time: that the only standard is there is no standard.” – Dr. Freckles
Listening …
“I’m going to think on what you say, and remember it if it’s significant. I won’t just REACT to what you say. BTW: that’s called listening.” – Dr. Freckles
An optimist to some …
“A pessimistic idealist can seem like an optimist to confused people.” – Dr. Freckles
Sharing politics …
“I’d rather share values with you than politics. Sharing ‘politics’ is like sharing an old rusty knife that was probably used to kill someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Turbo Cocaine Star Demon
“Type 1 or 2 civilization? – fuck it. Type Turbo Cocaine Star Demon civilization is when you start building Dyson hotrods out of other universes.” – Dr. Freckles
- beyond type 1
- beyond an ordinary Dyson hotrod …
- beyond galactic hotrods and multi span galactic hotrods
Mother fucking UNIVERSE SCALE HYPER STAR SHIPS … and they don’t care.
Reality …
“Reality is racist.” – Dr. Freckles
Demonology by other means …
“Democracy is demonology by other means.” – Dr. Freckles
DALEKS …
“You do understand that you are watching your neighbors slowly become Daleks?” – Dr. Freckles
- ear buds
- vr goggles
- wearing them all the time
- wtaf
GROW THE FUCK UP!
“You are born, you have some experiences, then you die – GROW THE FUCK UP!” – Dr. Freckles
THRILL SEEKER?
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU on planet Boblimptock, that’s why hermits live in caves, that’s why it doesn’t matter where you live.” – Dr. Freckles
“Thrill seeker? – the thrills seek YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR Project 2025
“Project 2025 will make the Manhattan Project look like the Alan Parson’s Project.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE NEAT TRICK!
“What if I told you ONE NEAT TRICK gives you ZERO unemployment? – redefine WHAT unemployment is.” – Dr. Freckles
TRUTH and LIBERTY
“TRUTH and LIBERTY == TRUE … IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
YOU can DO IT!
“You can make a frozen dildo out of GATORADE, and shove it up your butt in the summer time to stay cool.” – Dr. Freckles
What if …
“What if the US dollar imploded in 2019, and the American people were the last to find out about it?” – Dr. Freckles
It could be worse …
“You ever think that IF men and women understood each other, it would be worse?” – Dr. Freckles
Go BERSERK …
“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Vote …
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles
