“It’s easy to spout bullshit, if you pick deadlines YEARS in the future.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGICAL FUTURE BATTERIES! (yay)
A jagged journey AWAY from the Devil.
“My life? – a rocky, misguided, mediocre but HARD SLOG AWAY from EVIL!” – Dr. Freckles
BASHING the EMPIRE …
“The empire does not care if you ‘bash it’, it does care if you simply ignore it.” – Dr. Freckles
WALLS …
“Walls, generally, are NOT for keeping people out – they are for keeping people IN.” – Dr. Freckles
“Commies build walls … why? – BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS THEIR CROOKED BULLSHIT.” – Dr. Freckles
“NORMAL”
“Of all the words gaslighters use, ‘normal’ is the most powerful.” – Dr. Freckles
Clouds…
“When I was a kid, the clouds ROLLED IN … now they just drop in.” – Dr. Freckles
“Perfect” times …
“There are hard times in good times, good times in hard times, so don’t postpone shit to ‘perfect’ times.” – Dr. Freckles
Sheena Easton …
“Sheena Easton is the Taylor Swift of Pat Benatars.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, once again, for sure …
“Communism is its own Kool-Aid.” – Dr. Freckles
Forgiveness … (revisited)
“Jesus wants us to forgive, He also wants us to be SMART.” – Dr. Freckles
Everyone has within them …
“Everyone has a JAWS and a QUINT in them, spoiler: Jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
You will see it, when it’s real …
“I don’t know if the REAL REVOLUTION will be televised, but it will have concertina wire.” – Dr. Freckles
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles
Pandas …
“Pandas are basically raccoons with diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
CRYSTALS
“I’m in touch with a LOT of ‘crystals’ … there’s Krystal from the strip club, and Cristal from the diner … K or C, I don’t care … my dick didn’t.” – Dr. Freckles
A happy marriage …
“The key to a happy marriage is hypnotism.” – Dr. Freckles
Moar golems …
“Comic book franchises are a study in golems.” – Dr. Freckles
Garbage … (movie: CREATOR)
“Our civilization is now mostly garbage and special effects.” – Dr. Freckles
(the film CREATOR)
- empire
- death star
- luke skywalker ending
- mix in plot of “Children of Men”
- add extra poignancy
- dumbass plastic ending with “the star crossed lovers” exploding in death star
- fucking MOON COLONIES …
ZERO HEDGE has finally got: SUICIDE DRONES!
80% shit …
“80% of the advice offered on the WWW is 100% shit.” – Dr. Freckles