“The thing about the journey to anarchism? – there ain’t no ‘Gandalf’ … and you wouldn’t want one anyhow …” – Dr. Freckles
Good craps …
“FLOWTEIN from SEA-FLOW is WHY my bowel movements are spirited, rocky, and have zest.” – Dr. Freckles, Poopoligist …
They …
“They are breeding what they are eating.” – Dr. Freckles
CIA and DRUGS
“The CIA never stopped facilitating the drug trade, they just got better accountants.” – Dr. Freckles
CARBS and CATS
“If you want to grow carbs, you’re gonna need cats.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t let the hoor …
“Don’t let the HOOR hit you on the way out.” – Dr. Freckles
Teenagers and Fractions
“Teenagers are afraid of fractions for the same reason the ancients were.” – Dr. Freckles
Women and reefs …
“Women, the beautiful shore with reefs ahead.” – Dr. Freckles
Opening your mind to manipulation …
“When you open your mind to a PSYOP? – you lose your sense of humor.” – Dr. Freckles
Criticizing “Israel” …
“If you criticize any government, to include the State of Israel, it simply means you are sane.” – Dr. Freckles