“If you hold a stick of dynamite in your hand, and light the fuse? – God’s probably NOT going to stop it. He might make popcorn.” – Dr. Freckles
We are not the same …
“YOU want to live in a prison, with other prisoners, and shove dildos up your butt cracks all day, I want to live in a free country. We are not the same.” – Dr. Freckles
Lord loves sinners …
“They say the IRISH are the most in touch with the Lord, because the Lord LOVES sinners.” – Dr. Freckles
Space …
“Thinking about SPACE is like thinking about dragons … or wizards.” – Dr. Freckles
Fewer than 700 people have been to “space” since 1961 …
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_space_travellers_by_first_flight
Right things …
“You don’t have to do EVERYTHING, just do the RIGHT things.” – Dr. Freckles
Responsible folks …
“If you pull a gun on me, I won’t target the gun. If your dog attacks me, I’m not shooting the dog. Do the math.” – Dr. Freckles
Believing …
“Believing in others is not enough if you don’t believe in yourself.” – Dr. Freckles
The drain …
“At least if you’re circling the drain, you’re not going down it.” – Dr. Freckles
Albanians …
“Liam Neeson ‘taken’ movies should be renamed ‘Albanians Really Suck so it’s Okay To Kill Them Show’ …” – Dr. Freckles
Albania: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albania
(tune in tomorrow) 1990