“The world will be WOKE when I get to play Kunta Kinte in the upcoming ROOTS revival.” – Dr. Freckles
Look away …
“If you saw me on the street, you would look away.” – Dr. Freckles
Talked about on YOUTUBE …
“If it’s being talked about on YouTube, it’s probably wrong.” – Dr. Freckles
Of government and death stars …
“Government usually implodes before the first death star ever gets BUILT.” – Dr. Freckles
What’s up with the battleship death stars in that one movie … ???
Sides …
“There’s WAR-GOVT VS PEACE-LIBERTY, those are the sides.” – Dr. Freckles
Trump and Police
“TRUMP and BACK THE BLUE go together like fava beans and human kidneys.” – Dr. Freckles
Joy-Joy People
“People that suffer from depression know MORE about JOY, than the joy-joy people do.” – Dr. Freckles
How many genders …
“How many genders are there? – there’s ME and EVERYBODY ELSE is gay.” – Dr. Freckles
Grifts are designed to fail …
“Grifts are designed to fail, the ART of the grift is to not be there when they do, after you’ve stolen all you can.” – Dr. Freckles
Truth and Blindsight
“At the end, people will have blindsight with respect to the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
Honey badger army …
“We would all ride giant honey badgers into battle, if I had my way.” – Dr. Freckles
Jumping the fence …
“The closer you get to jumping the fence, the more the searchlights focus on YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
Trump is going to save you?
“If you think Trump is going to save you? – you probably can’t be saved.” – Dr. Freckles
There should be …
“There should be killer robots everywhere.” – Dr. Freckles
Dumber than …
“At this point in time: the only thing dumber than debating a Keynesian or Communist is wasting time on a crypto-freak.” – Dr. Freckles
Measure once … and use a claymore …
“Measure once, cut twice, a claymore mine works real nice.” – Dr. Freckles
(that and salt licks is how I hunt for deer)
(hot taco meat is ready to go, just like that … still sizzling)
Voters and Anarchists
“Let’s be honest: voters hate anarchists more than they hate NAZIs or communists.” – Dr. Freckles
Making peace …
“You don’t need to ‘make peace’, you just have to turn off war.” – Dr. Freckles
Nobody rising up …
“I know a LOT of people sitting on piles of guns, and ain’t nobody rising up.” – Dr. Freckles
Arguing with Paul …
“Arguing with Paul Krugman is admitting you’re mentally ill.” – Dr. Freckles