MAGA: “Why can’t it be like it used to be?”
HUMANE treatment
“I love how people say ‘humane treatment’ … pfft … I’ve seen how humans treat each other.” – Dr. Freckles
JAWS and QUINT
“Everyone has a Captain Quint and a Jaws inside of them … spoiler alert: jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
A human being …
“KISS: An anarchist is a human being that finally figures out they’re a human being.” – Dr. Freckles
2020: of FLU and HUMOR …
“As with the FLU, the collective sense of humor disappeared in 2020.” – Dr. Freckles
What you FEAR …
“What you FEAR, you worship.” – Dr. Freckles
SPACE
“Space is going to be so BIG next year.” – Dr. Freckles
Best ecologists …
“You know who make the best ecologists? – anarchists.” – Dr. Freckles
Styx (revisited)
“Styx is a poor man’s LED ZEPPELIN.” – Dr. Freckles
Tube farms …
“Soon, there will be tube farms … for turning people into tubes … that make smaller tubes.” – Dr. Freckles