Category: Dr. Freckles

“I’m not HOMELESS, I’m ahead of my time.” – Dr. Freckles

“Most of you LOVE SPIELBERG, some of you love John Carpenter: some of you get it.” – Dr. Freckles

“If you suffer from some VARIANT of what’s called ‘depression’, and you are OVER the age of 50? – whatever you’re doing, as long as you’re not harming others, is DOING IT RIGHT!” – Dr. Freckles

“The more I understand God, the more I experience HUMANS, the easier it is for me to understand OLD TESTAMENT JUSTICE.” – Dr. Freckles

“When it comes to the GOVERNMENT: it takes a special kind of FREAK to cherry pick WHICH LIES to believe, and which ones to dismiss.” – Dr. Freckles

• “Climate Change”
• “We fixed the OZONE LAYER …”
• “We solved POLIO and MALARIA …”
• “COVID-19 was a PANDEMIC”
• “CHINESE MURDER HORNETS”
• “UFO TAKEOVER”
• “AI BIMBO ERUPTION”
• “Ukraine War”
• “Trump / Biden Trauma Drama”
• “UCR and Violent Crime going DOWN”
• (and so much more)

“A LOT of TURDS are afraid of dying, and some people have been CANCER their whole lives.” – Dr. Freckles

“The measure of intelligence is to know WHAT TO CHANGE, and what not to.” – Dr. Freckles