“Those that live long enough to be remembered will be remembered for a long time.” – Dr. Freckles
Just desserts …
“He said ‘you’re getting your JUST DESSERTS!’ … and I thought he meant we’re skipping the meal and just having cake.” – Dr. Freckles
Dating …
“Dating?!? – they’re all harlots and witches and I have CINEMAX and Shannon Tweed.” – Dr. Freckles
Sheep dipping …
“Sheep dipping doesn’t usually happen once with a FED, it’s usually an ongoing process.” – Dr. Freckles
Hanging gardens …
“If there were hanging gardens in Babylon? – then they must have been anarchists.” – Dr. Freckles
Knighthood …
“A knighthood is simply another way of tricking someone into taking an oath to the Devil.” – Dr. Freckles
LOVE and TECH and POLITICIANS
“Hearing politicians talk about TECH is like listening to teenagers talk about LOVE.” – Dr. Freckles
Protection rackets for “freedom” …
“If you need to create a protection racket for ‘freedom’? – you really don’t understand freedom.” – Dr. Freckles
HIV Drug Commercials …
“Life looks really great in HIV drug commercials.” – Dr. Freckles
Lifeguards …
“There are no lifeguards in an ocean full of people treading water or drowning.” – Dr. Freckles