“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make sandwiches.” – Dr. Freckles
Wrecking Balls
“Sometimes ‘wrecking balls’ indicate future construction, sometimes they just indicate SHIT getting WRECKED!” – Dr. Freckles
Charlie don’t surf …
“Gonna be waves, Charlie don’t surf.” – Dr. Freckles
ROCK HARD
“I don’t have rock hard abs, I have rock hard kidney stones.” – Dr. Freckles
BOBLIMPTOCK
“Boblimptock is to RAGNAROK, what a SCAB is to a wound.” – Dr. Freckles
ONE KURT RUSSELL
“Everyone has in them ONE Kurt Russell from SOME movie.” – Dr. Freckles
(I am RJ MacReady from THE THING: “nobody trusts anyone any more …”)
Yeah – that KURT.
(and I like the ending)
GLOCK FOUNDER: RIP
“Most of what you hold in a Glock? – is ammo.” – Dr. Freckles
“Most of what you hold in a GLOCK is ammo, and just what you need to be dangerous.” – Dr. Freckles
Somebody’s porn bot …
“Everyone is somebody’s porn bot.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR SOCIAL CONTRACT
“Social Contract: the obligation of all slaves to be happy when they are burnt alive by white phosphorous.” – Dr. Freckles
Tik-Tok
“Tik-Tok is to PSYOP BS what a hooker’s vagina is to genital crabs.” – Dr. Freckles