“Twitter/X is a LANDFILL, where you run into friends … maybe … and then once in a while a dude comes up from behind, hits you on the head with a brick, you wake up hours later – your friends are gone. It’s that cool.” – Dr. Freckles
Lesser of two …
“People will choose the lesser of two evils, assuming there’s only two.” – Dr. Freckles
Richard Widmark
“Has Richard Widmark always played a dick?” – Dr. Freckles
Train cars exploding, people running through windows on fire …
“How does a train car explode? – ask Irwin Allen.” – Dr. Freckles
When you’re fancy …
“Everyone wants to own you when you’re fancy, remember that when they disown you.” – Dr. Freckles
Thinking like a DANE …
“Trying to think like a DANE is a doom loop.” – Dr. Freckles
Vegetables …
“Vegetables poop in your lungs.” – Dr. Freckles
Cramer …
“CRAMER is the CRAMER of Cramers.” – Dr. Freckles
Cope … listed on NASDAQ …
“If COPE were a ticker? – it would be all time highs right now.” – Dr. Freckles
The price we pay …
“Taxes are the price we pay so we can pay more taxes.” – Dr. Freckles
