Category: Dr. Freckles

“The hospital sling is the black FORD Econoline van of medical gear.” – Dr. Freckles

[curated: 3/16/2023]

“Smelling toast is God’s way of making death from stroke cozy.” – Dr. Freckles

“It’s always easy to say I love you, right before you say goodbye.” – Dr. Freckles

“Make every mistake you can and don’t die, and you will become wise or lucky or both.” – Dr. Freckles

“Much freedom, a LOT of chances to survive. Too little freedom, and your odds of survival go DOWN.” – Dr. Freckles

“Communists TALK about the state withering away, but anarchists just ignore it.” – Dr. Freckles

“It’s leadership not rulership … I wish people knew the difference.” – Dr. Freckles

“When you’re healing from an injury, there’s a good kind of pain.” – Dr. Freckles

“Everything prior to Boblimptock is small potatoes.” – Dr. Freckles