Category: Dr. Freckles

“Don’t kill two birds with one dead and beaten horse.” – Dr. Freckles

“You don’t believe in luck because you haven’t been killed yet.” – Dr. Freckles

“A soul is a son of a bitch; once you realize you have it, you don’t want to lose it.” – Dr. Freckles

“A great deal of my tragedy is really comedy, because I am a buffoon.” – Dr. Freckles

“I am crude, not rude.” – Dr. Freckles

“The great Prussian reform: you lose? – fire your S3.” – Dr. Freckles

“The world contains two books: one is fiction, one is non-fiction. Sadly, the fiction occupies most of our days.” – Dr. Freckles

“If necessity is the mother of invention, the grandmother is frustration.” – Dr. Freckles

(talk about +MAX-MIN)

“You can’t even properly analyze ‘space’ statistically, from the perspective of unique people. Call me when we get to 1,000 unique people to ‘space’, and then I’ll send you an email saying ‘okay, let’s get to 10,000’.” – Dr. Freckles

“Time traveler family trees are even more convoluted than Alabama family trees. Alabama style time travelers? – forget about it, the universe collapses.” – Dr. Freckles