“Of all the words gaslighters use, ‘normal’ is the most powerful.” – Dr. Freckles
Clouds…
“When I was a kid, the clouds ROLLED IN … now they just drop in.” – Dr. Freckles
“Perfect” times …
“There are hard times in good times, good times in hard times, so don’t postpone shit to ‘perfect’ times.” – Dr. Freckles
Sheena Easton …
“Sheena Easton is the Taylor Swift of Pat Benatars.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, once again, for sure …
“Communism is its own Kool-Aid.” – Dr. Freckles
Forgiveness … (revisited)
“Jesus wants us to forgive, He also wants us to be SMART.” – Dr. Freckles
Everyone has within them …
“Everyone has a JAWS and a QUINT in them, spoiler: Jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
You will see it, when it’s real …
“I don’t know if the REAL REVOLUTION will be televised, but it will have concertina wire.” – Dr. Freckles
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles