Category: Dr. Freckles

“You should never eat a Little Debbie’s Nutty Buddy bar … you shouldn’t buy the box of them … don’t look at the ingredients.” – Dr. Freckles

1. plutonium
2. aerosolized death bomb
3. why not dip them in Nalley’s Tamale paste?
4. why do you want to die?

“I bet the beer the Egyptians bought the slaves was about as good, maybe better than, Natural Light … without the luxuries of carbonation, refrigeration.” – Dr. Freckles

“If your church preaches POWER, MONEY, and hoarding those things? – it preaches the gospel of the desert Devil.” – Dr. Freckles

• The greatest power is the WORD.
• The greatest WORD is LOVE.

(Jesus knows these things)

“Shit posting on ZeroHedge … that sounds like a country song, written by someone from New Jersey.” – Dr. Freckles

“It’s not ALL or ONE, it is ENOUGH – enough people can change the world, for good or for bad, and only Jesus knows the number.” – Dr. Freckles

“You should laugh. If you don’t? – you should learn how, or learn how to cry.” – Dr. Freckles

“Only in a neo-Stalinist pill head shit hole could people be ‘excited’ about the national debt going up.” – Dr. Freckles

“Humans play with the word ‘impossible’, Jesus sets the limits.” – Dr. Freckles

“Many people buy pets because abusing pets is tolerable by many, if not acceptable.” – Dr. Freckles