“People who say they have NO REGRETS probably have a collection of heads somewhere.” – Dr. Freckles
Find Your Passion
“Find your passion, then you might be surprised by how brilliant you are.” – Dr. Freckles
Privacy …
“Isn’t it important that we have private moments, even with others, where nothing is recorded and all can fade with time?” – Dr. Freckles
Growing old …
“I never really thought about this, but people do grow old and die.” – Dr. Freckles
Consistent …
“Really dumb, stupid, dangerous things can be consistent.” – Dr. Freckles
Time Travel
“Time travel and fracking have a LOT in common.” – Dr. Freckles
Nothing is …
“Nothing is … UNTIL it is.” – Dr. Freckles
- alt: Schrodinger’s Cat interpretation
- time travel
- total oblivion
- survival of the fractor
Dogs barking, teenagers chatting …
“When you’re over 50 years old, dogs barking and teenagers talking is pretty much the same shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Nutty Buddy …
“You should never eat a Little Debbie’s Nutty Buddy bar … you shouldn’t buy the box of them … don’t look at the ingredients.” – Dr. Freckles
- plutonium
- aerosolized death bomb
- why not dip them in Nalley’s Tamale paste?
- why do you want to die?
Egyptian Slave Beer
“I bet the beer the Egyptians bought the slaves was about as good, maybe better than, Natural Light … without the luxuries of carbonation, refrigeration.” – Dr. Freckles