“Functional and useful technology sells itself.” – Dr. Freckles
First you are made LAME …
“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make lame.” – Dr. Freckles
On the death star …
“On the death star? – we money-rape each other.” – Dr. Freckles
Living a long life …
“Living a long life is not about ‘positive attitude’, it’s about destiny and punishment.” – Dr. Freckles
Dirty money …
“Believing you earn clean income in the USA is like believing those Bureau of Land Management signs that say: ‘these are YOUR public lands’ … they’re not, and your income is as dirty as anyone else.” – Dr. Freckles
Time dude …
“I might be a time traveler, and doomed to drift through the oceans of causality.” – Dr. Freckles
Of Hobbits in Outer Space …
“I watch official NASA films or photos or space movies from Hollywood or space documentaries in the same equal spirit of some Hobbit movie.” – Dr. Freckles
All horror films …
“All horror films are secretly about getting women pregnant.” – Dr. Freckles
Mental health tip …
“Mental health tip: don’t take mental health advice from random mother fuckers on social media.” – Dr. Freckles
WW3 …
“WW3 will make WW2 seem like WW1.” – Dr. Freckles