Piltdown Man: https://www.nhm.ac.uk/our-science/services/library/collections/piltdown-man.html
“The history of archaeology and anthropology overlaps nicely with the history of fraud.” – Dr. Freckles
In the errors …
“In the ‘errors’ we see the patina of causality.” – Dr. Freckles
My DIANETICS …
You see a “princess” …
“You see a ‘princess that needs help’, I see a COKED-UP herpes ridden slut sending out threat-chain emails. We are not the same.” – Dr. Freckles
No matter …
“No matter WHO you ‘voted’ for, YOU voted for TRUMP.” – Dr. Freckles
IMAGINE BLACK OBAMA …
“Trump is BLACK-OBAMA, if you know you know.” – Dr. Freckles
“People thought OBAMA was bad, but imagine BLACK-OBAMA.” – Dr. Freckles
I don’t even …
“I don’t even remember what I’ve forgotten.” – Dr. Freckles
My porn star name (revisited)
“On my walk today I was thinking about about Clint Eastwood and Johnny Carson … and I figured out my porn star name: Johnny EASTWOOD.” – Dr. Freckles
The Danish (re-done)
“The Danish hate themselves more than you could ever hate them.” – Dr. Freckles
Voting …
“Voting does NOT make it voluntary.” – Dr. Freckles