“There are so many of us that LOSE our BATTLES long before the war begins.” – Dr. Freckles
YOU vs ME
“YOU wander about the beach and fields with a metal detector. I go to the landfill with a Geiger counter. We are not the same.” – Dr. Freckles
ENJOY your fears …
“ENJOY the fears they give you.” – Dr. Freckles
- evil liberals
- nazi conservatives
- hairy ballz
- old crazy man (POTUS)
- papa blump
- global climate change warming
- putin
- drag queens
- covid monkey herpes
- Christians
- Atheists
- Scientologists
- (are the Mormons okay)
- vaccine
- space aliens
- Iranians, Russians, Chinese, et al
- inner city
- black people
- white people
- whatever people
- men
- gay people
- trans people
- gun nuts
- gun control
- illegal aliens
- walls
- commies
- Bill Gates
- Rothschilds
- Jews
- fema camps
- fema
- GAZA GAZA GAZA GAZA
- BLM ANTIFA
- RACISTS ARE EVERYWHERE
- I can keep going, many such cases
Perfection vs Optimal
“Perfection is sub-optimal.” – Dr. Freckles
Not dead yet … (a hobo elegy)
“I know EVERYTHING I need to KNOW to NOT be dead yet.” – Dr. Freckles
KILOTONS per SQUARE MILE (GAZA)
“There’s certain point in kilo-tonnage per square mile when you call bullshit on the ‘war’.” – Dr. Freckles
Pirate Kingdoms have cash, but are COMMIE as fuck …
“Pirate Kingdoms are commie republics that ONLY MAKE MONEY for their ‘share holders’ – I mean it … they gonna rip off and rape YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
I can see your urinary tract infection …
“If you’re a HOBO and you don’t die, you become a god.” – Dr. Freckles
Dolphins …
“Somewhere in the world today there is a lab where a dolphin is being tortured.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR POPPING SMOKE …
“In some ways ‘popping smoke’ is like your woman screaming another man’s name while you’re fucking – just like that.” – Dr. Freckles
What makes YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK?
“What could make YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK? – you maintain your name and title during GRINKEN TIME.” – Dr. Freckles
Bukowski of Ted K’s …
“Dan’s DANIFESTO will prove he’s the Bukowski of Ted K’s” -Dr. Freckles
I am a hobo-shaman …
“I am a hobo-shaman. I was led astray, but now I can lead the castaways.” – Dr. Freckles
A spoonful of sugar …
“A spoonful of sugar gives you diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
Neither door nor window …
“I don’t want to be a door or a window, I want to be a guy that points at the horse and screams ‘RIDE!'” – Dr. Freckles
God, Satan, and voting …
“I don’t know WHO for certain runs the earthly things, though they likely report to Satan. I know GOD runs the Universe. Voting has little to do with ANY of it.” – Dr. Freckles
God can’t move you …
“God can’t move you, you have freewill. But He can stop you.” – Dr. Freckles
Freebies …
“With FREEDOM you don’t get freebies. IYKYK.” – Dr. Freckles
Arson … “Arson Fyre”
“One or MORE people on PLANET BOBLIMPTOCK have the first name ARSON. And I bet they go to sleep crying.” -Dr. Freckles
My BEST case …
“It feels great to know my BEST CASE is most people’s worst case.” – Dr. Freckles