“Useful things sell themselves.” – Dr. Freckles
Hovercraft Rosebud
“How is NOT the Boy’s Life hovercraft every GEN-X boy’s ‘Rosebud’?” – Dr. Freckles
A world of good cops …
“In a world of ‘mostly good cops’, you wouldn’t need internal affairs.” – Dr. Freckles
THANK YOU == FUCK YOU
“All the ‘thank you’ stuff these days seems like FUCK YOU – so just say ‘fuck you’, it’s more honest.” – Dr. Freckles
Catching Ferris Bueller …
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is basically Catcher in the Rye.” – Dr. Freckles
Knowledge …
“Knowledge is the gold we can all mine.” – Dr. Freckles
Game of Life
“I don’t play chess, or poker, or checkers; I play the game of life. I’m not dead yet.” – Dr. Freckles
Dragon Hill Friendship
“You never know how many friends you have until you stay at the Dragon Hill Lodge.” – Dr. Freckles
Nerds can be bullies …
“Nerds can be bullies: did you know this?” – Dr. Freckles
WE HAD PAM GRIER!
“We didn’t have the WWW, we had Pam Grier.” – Dr. Freckles
The ancient peoples …
“Don’t mock the ancient peoples – dudes wandering around, telling stories, was their INTERNET: not so different from today.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR SLOW BURN
“The slow-burn is like the lit fuse on a stick of dynamite you’re holding in your hand.” – Dr. Freckles
SLOW BURN and SOFT LANDING go together
Schrodinger’s pet cemetery …
“How many cats did Schrodinger kill before he figured his shit out? – a drunk historian somewhere in Denmark will find this pet cemetery.” – Dr. Freckles
Smoking …
“After 2020? – I don’t need any speeches about cigarettes, I know they’re bad, I know I’ll quit again and perhaps forever … but my ‘good wolf’ and ‘bad wolf’ are both smoking now too …” – Dr. Freckles
Understanding VS Approval
“Understanding IS NOT approval: especially when you understand it is WORSE than you thought.” – Dr. Freckles
THE FARCE
“The FARCE is reaching its crescendo, can you feel it?” – Dr. Freckles
Squirrels …
“Squirrels are the harbingers of mirth.” – Dr. Freckles
My 24/7 news service …
“I’m listening to the wind, to the noise of crows, to my eyes and ears and heart … that’s my 24/7 news service now.” – Dr. Freckles
Know the difference … (your life might depend on it)
“If you don’t know the difference between barbed wire, rubber cones and razor wire? – fuck if I’m gonna listen to your opinion about ‘insurrection’ …” – Dr. Freckles
Hamlet
“Shakespeare was going to call Hamlet ‘Danish People Suck’, but he backed out at the last moment.” – Dr. Freckles